The two teams ready for action at Silloth-on-Solway Golf Club.
Last year the Society made its first ever visit to South Wales
and, likewise for 2010, it was yet another ‘first’ as 32 members
made their way to Cumbria for 3 days of intensive match play
golf. The annual match play challenge this year was between the
Captain’s team, led by Brian Keates and the ‘Challengers’
spearheaded by David Bellamy sorry, Bill Hancock. This most
north-westerly part of England is usually known for its lakes
and fells, its inclement weather, and of course the odd
gun-toting taxi driver, but how would the Society’s very own
financial whiz kid cope against the only player on either side
not to have used a razor blade since England got through to the
last four of a World Cup tournament?
The two teams in full were :
Captain Brian Keates' Team |
Handicap |
Challenger Bill Hancock's Team |
Handicap |
Brian Keates |
22 |
Bill Hancock |
16 |
Ivan Heathcote, Vice Captain |
14 |
Neil Smith, Vice Captain |
15 |
Graham Adams |
28 |
Steve Booth |
11 |
Mike Fox |
19 |
Martyn Dodwell |
5 |
Dave Grubb |
23 |
Gordon Galloway |
7 |
John Haley |
17 |
Simon Hayward |
14 |
Steve Harris |
7 |
Howard Holliday |
6 |
Paul Herrmann |
13 |
Phil Latham |
21 |
Bobby Ho |
13 |
Steve Lloyd |
6 |
Karl Hughes |
9 |
John Mansell |
21 |
John Shaw |
5 |
Adrian Marchant |
12 |
James Shipman |
8 |
Shaun Mullaney |
4 |
Gordon Sullivan |
24 |
Ian Talboys |
10 |
Tim Thacker |
12 |
Jeff Thacker |
17 |
Adam Thompson |
5 |
Alan Tolley |
18 |
Barry Whitmore |
16 |
Craig Vale |
18 |
Saturday 3rd July 2010
Most of the party stayed at The Golf Hotel in Silloth-on-Solway
with 3 others staying at the nearby West View Guest House. The
hotel’s own brochure describes Silloth as a town noted for its
invigorating but mild climate, its leisurely, peaceful
atmosphere and its glorious sea views and sunsets. Well, there
was hardly a soul about on the day we arrived with the local
‘hotspot’ being the Chippy across the road from the hotel which
appeared to be doing such a roaring trade that the queue was all
the way down the street – and most of those were BUNGS members
eager to get some much needed ‘carbs’ into the system before the
big day on Sunday. Some felt being in the shop was like going
back in time, especially with every variety of sausage you could
think of on the menu – and that included the rather intriguing ‘shrek’
kebab. Surprisingly though, no one volunteered to give it a try!
The M6 was, for once, running freely for those driving up
during the afternoon but John Haley’s decision to come later (so
as to play a cricket match and also avoid all the traffic)
nearly backfired. Apparently, Captain Keates had asked John if
he would take him to Cumbria and warned that he might have a few
‘extra’ things to bring in addition to his golf clubs etc. It’s
fair to say John did not expect 2 batteries, a box of apples, a
box of bananas, approximately 16 bags of mints and toffees and
various other prizes – and that was in addition to his golf shoe
bag, a holdall with his clothes, a 24 bottle case of water and
assorted newspapers : to say they were overloaded is probably an
understatement!
John Mansell was clearly missing the ‘absent’ Graham Bilsland
– his ‘lap dancing’ partner in crime – and seemed extremely keen
to drum up interest from anyone arriving to make up a ‘party
bus’ to the local sex joints but I have it on good authority
that the closest he ‘came’ (sic) was the occasional flick
through a porn magazine he’d brought with him.
By the time it got to 8pm, the original cobbled street
outside the hotel was completely deserted except for a ginger
cat and a few discarded chip papers and you got the distinct
feeling that the BUNGS contingent stood every chance of doubling
the resident population, although some bright spark was
determined to get Graham Adams’ weekend off to the worst
possible start by stealing his cigarette lighter while everyone
was watching the Spain v Paraguay World Cup quarter final on TV.
Marcho had a particular interest in the outcome of this game as
he had a bet riding on Spain to win the tournament and David
Villa to be the top scorer so there was a good deal of
excitement as Paraguay wasted the opportunity to go through by
missing a last minute penalty, only for Spain to triumph in the
resulting penalty shoot out.
Sunday 4th July 2010 - morning
Maryport Golf Club
8 x foursomes matches (over 16 holes)
The weather forecast was, to put it bluntly, horrible! With
heavy rain and high winds anticipated for much of the day, so it
was a pleasant surprise at breakfast to see grey clouds overhead
but no sign of rain. Sadly, that only lasted until we got in our
cars to make the short journey to nearby Maryport Golf Club and
once the rain started it just kept on raining. Indeed,
conditions were so bad it was impossible not to get completely
soaked on the short journey from the car park to the club house
as the wind was so terrific holding an umbrella was a complete
non-starter. Needless to say, the traditional first morning
‘team photo’ shoot was postponed.
Maryport was billed as mixture
of links and parkland with fabulous views across the Solway
Firth but with the rain pelting down horizontally in a 50 mph
wind it wasn’t possible to see any views at all because, if you
lifted your head into the wind and rain you got an immediate
stinging sensation in the face ! The first 3 holes, all
downwind, were just about playable in the conditions but, after
crossing the road to the 4th tee it felt as if you were in the
middle of a hailstorm – the rain actually hurt that much. Most
groups didn’t even make it past the first hole before calling it
a day for the morning, but 2 groups hung in there, against all
odds to earn valuable points for their side.
In the second match
out James Shipman (who, amazingly, had forgotten to bring his
waterproofs on tour), and his ‘guest’ Steve Harris took on Shaun
Mullaney and Martyn Dodwell. In cold, wet and windy conditions
the Captain’s side were soon 2up but were immediately pegged
back to all square by the time they’d played the 8th. That was
when all concerned agreed to halve the match and walk in. As
they passed the first group out playing the 9th James happened
to ask Gordon Galloway if he was enjoying the conditions to
which our resident Scot replied in typical north-of-the-border
tones, “**** off !”. If you want an example of how bad the
weather really was during the morning session, James and Martyn
were both desperate for a piss on the way back to the clubhouse
but neither would risk getting their dicks out in those
conditions for fear of suffering the dreaded ‘tortoise
hibernating for winter’ syndrome!
Praise must go though to the
very first group out who tee’d off in driving rain and had to
cope with those conditions all the way to the 15th where the
match ended in favour of the Challengers side. Gordon Sullivan
had ordered a buggy but then decided he didn’t want to drive it
so Graham Adams took the wheel instead and nearly threw his toys
out of the pram when he got back to the clubhouse to find that
everyone, except their group had given up and walked in. The
sight of Gordon Sullivan with a stream of water running down
from his hat every time he got over the ball must have kept Ian
and his partner entertained despite the conditions, although
Steve Lloyd’s threat to tell the 4 of them as they arrived back
at the clubhouse that their match wouldn’t count as everyone
else’s were declared null and void never materialised
thankfully.
That said, no one had the heart to tell Graham and
Gordon that they could probably have shaken hands on a half
after 9 holes and walked in like the rest of us!
Gordon Galloway & Ian Talboys |
beat |
Gordon Sullivan & Graham Adams |
4/3 |
James Shipman & Steve Harris |
half |
Martyn Dodwell & Shaun Mullaney |
A/S |
All the other matches walked in after only a few holes (or
even less).
Captain’s team 3.5 / Challenger’s team 4.5
As it was only a 20 minute journey back to the hotel Graham
and Gordon decided to go back to change and dry out prior to the
afternoon session. Meanwhile, the morning’s only victors, Gordon
Galloway and Ian made the most of their extended lunch break and
the visitors’ locker room quickly turned into a scene from
‘Beyond the Swamp’.
There was time to kill before the afternoon
session began so Howard Holliday also took the opportunity to
nip back to the hotel for a change into dry gear and he arrived
back at the club house just as the clouds were beginning to
clear, and having purchased a newspaper to read. As Howard sat
back with his reading glasses for a leisurely hour’s perusal of
the paper he suddenly found himself descended on by a number of
BUNGS members, (John Shaw the ‘ringleader’), rather like flies
round a dunghill and Howard had very little option but to
‘share’ his paper despite his understandable protestations.
Sunday 4th July 2010 - afternoon
Maryport Golf Club
8 x fourball-betterball matches (over 18 holes)
Despite the locals
telling us there was no chance we would be playing later in the
day, it had brightened up considerably since the morning session
and, although the wind was as strong as ever it had at least
stopped raining so play got under way as planned.
The weather improved enough for waterproofs to be removed but
Martyn and Jeff were having trouble finding
their balls.
In the second
match out James Shipman was grateful to Steve Booth for the loan
of a waterproof jacket. His partner, Mike Fox had suffered such
a soaking during the morning he told his playing partners as he
arrived on the tee in the afternoon that he was going
‘commando’ – Steve Lloyd remarked that they really needed to
know that! However, if it was an example of gamesmanship it
worked perfectly as Foxy and James went 1up early on and held
onto that slender lead until the 17th when Marcho won the hole
after his tee shot had found the green and when the Captain’s
pair capitulated on the last, the Challenger's again won the hole
to go ahead for the first time in the match and secure a 1up
victory.
In the penultimate match, Gordon
Galloway, having dried out, was paired with Alan Tolley and,
playing steadily, they were always ahead. The outcome of the
match was probably sealed on the 15th when both Baz and his
playing partner Gordon Sullivan drove out of bounds. Victory was
assured when Alan got up and down from a bunker at the 16th. The
match was notable for one thing though – Gordon Sullivan somehow
found exactly the same gorse bush from the tee on each of the
last 3 holes, losing a ball each time. We know he was probably
getting tired by this time but, hey, it’s probably been so long
since he’s been that close to a proper ‘bush’ who can blame him
for losing control of his balls?
The last match out featured
Graham Adams, still seeking his first ever tour victory but, in
his own words, Graham ‘meshed’ with ‘The Herrmannator’ right
from the off and the Captain’s pairing only lost 3 holes in
total – the Birthday boy guiding Graham to his first tour win.
Ivan Heathcote & Bobby Ho |
beat |
John Mansell & Shaun Mullaney |
3/1 |
Steve Lloyd & Adrian Marchant |
beat |
James Shipman & Mike Fox |
1up |
Brian Keates & Adam Thompson |
beat |
Ian Talboys & Neil Smith |
1up |
Craig Vale & Bill Hancock |
beat |
Dave Grubb & Tim Thacker |
2/1 |
Howard Holliday & Phil Latham |
beat |
Steve Harris & Karl Hughes |
4/3 |
Simon Hayward & Steve Booth |
beat |
John Haley & John Shaw |
5/3 |
Gordon Galloway & Alan Tolley |
beat |
Gordon Sullivan & Barry Whitmore |
3/2 |
Graham Adams & Paul Herrmann |
beat |
Jeff Thacker & Martyn Dodwell |
3/2 |
Captain’s team 6.5 / Challenger’s team 9.5
In the evening, back at the hotel, there was no World Cup
match on TV so, after dinner it was time for the Captain’s Quiz
organised at Brian’s request by Alan Tolley.
By the time the Quiz started it was 10pm and a fair amount of
alcohol had already been consumed by some members of the
Society. John Mansell, in particular, was clearly unable to cope
with having spent most of the day in the fresh air and having
then drunk the best part of a bottle of red wine over dinner.
The result ? Well, we now have proof, (if it was ever needed in
the first place), that John Mansell DOES indeed
snore!
3 rounds into the quiz and John’s heavy breathing could be
heard coming from the table in the corner. By the time we got
onto round 4 it was pretty much full steam ahead and Alan, as
quizmaster had to shout to have himself heard at the back. Then,
the oddest thing happened as John temporarily woke up, (sending
an empty wine glass crashing to the floor in the process),
before almost immediately lapsing back into heavy snoring mode
again ; unbelievable. How his ‘room mate’ Graham Adams managed
to sleep at all later on that night is anybody’s guess !
The quiz was deservedly won by Team3 – this in spite of their
constant moaning about the questions being too vague, too old
etc. Excellent result though with 69 correct answers out of 100.
It is probably worth recording some of the more memorable
answers, for instance :
Quito being the capital city
of Japan
Ginger Baker, a former guitarist with the
Rolling Stones
Michael Barratt – instead of Shaking
Stevens one team had simply put ‘house builder’
Oh, and
congratulations to the team with probably the most inspired
name, ‘Norfolk ‘n Good’ who managed to score 10 out of 10 in
round 9 (World Cup questions). Well done !
I also have it on
good authority that John Mansell’s ‘porn’ magazine was taken up
to bed by Martyn Dodwell. His room mate, Steve Lloyd apparently
left it a good hour before he dared venture up to their room, (I
thought Martyn had already had a good ‘spanking’ in the fourball
matches!)
Monday 5th July 2010 - morning
Silloth-on-Solway Golf Club
8 x foursomes matches (over 18 holes)
Silloth proved to be an absolute gem of a course and only its
far away location prevents it from being ranked up there with
the likes of Lytham and Birkdale etc. A classic championship
links with huge sand dunes, heather and gorse, blind tee shots
and tricky greens, this would undoubtedly be a day to remember
whatever the result. Indeed, we had fabulous weather to greet us
on arrival, although the 40 mph wind blowing straight into our
faces on the 1st tee was a reminder that we weren’t going to
have things all our own way. The team photo shoot, postponed
from Maryport yesterday duly took place on the 1st tee in front
of the club house.
Most had driven the short distance from the hotel but one or
two hardy souls had actually walked there – you’ve got 36 holes
ahead of you lads, take it easy!!!
The first match out saw two of our more ‘experienced’
members, John Haley and Gordon Sullivan up against what appeared
to be a tough pairing of Steve Booth and Gordon Galloway but the
Captain’s side found themselves dormy going down the last and,
if that was enough to put a smile on the face of Gordon Sullivan
it was nothing to the delight he showed when they got the better
of the Challengers on the 18th to win 1up.
John Mansell
showing off his personalised golf shoes.
Whose that shouting "TOSSER"
over there?
In the second match the ‘dream’ pairing of Paul Herrmann with
Ivan Heathcote proved to be too good for John Mansell (wearing
his personalised golf shoes) and Phil
Latham despite the number of shots they were receiving and,
although Ivan was probably none too amused when Paul’s approach
shots overshot the green on at least 3 occasions they ran out
deserved winners in the end.
Steve Lloyd combined with Martyn Dodwell and they were up
against Dave Grubb and Foxy conceding a fair number of shots in
the process. However, despite the 4 and 3 scoreline this match
was always a close one and the Challengers could never really
‘get away’ until that is they managed to win 3 holes in a row
midway through the back 9 to secure the victory.
In the match behind Alan Tolley and Jeff Thacker dovetailed
really well and, despite some terrific iron play from Karl
Hughes the Challengers got themselves into a commanding position
being 3up with 5 to play. It is testimony to how well Karl
played over those closing holes because Jeff and Alan shot level
par (nett) but still lost 5 holes in a row. 1 down playing the
last the Challengers hoped for a close finish with Baz ‘s tee
shot having found a small depression in the rough to the left
hand side of the fairway, but with the ball above his feet Karl
somehow hit a magnificent iron shot from all of 200 yards to
less than 4 feet – and the win, of course!
In the following match Neil Smith and Craig Vale were easy
winners against Captain Keates and a seriously sleep-deprived
Graham Adams (* Editor’s note to other BUNGS members - you
‘room’ with John Mansell at your peril!)
The penultimate match saw James Shipman in a similar position
to the one he found himself in the day before, ie 1 up with 2 to
play but, just as at Maryport, alongside his partner John Shaw
this time, the Captain’s pairing lost the last 2 holes, not
helped by an ‘airshot’ chip by James at the 18th!
The last match out saw the formidable pairing of Adam
Thompson and Tim Thacker take on Ian Talboys and Adrian Marchant.
With Captain Keates intending to give all his teams a bag of
sweets to ‘inspire’ them to victory, Adam’s preparation wasn’t
helped by Brian suddenly announcing that he had left the sweets
in his bag and asking if Adam knew who had got their sweets and
who hadn’t – this with all but 3 matches already out on the
course ! That said, the Captain at least got his pairing right
on this occasion as the Thompson/Thacker partnership triumphed
by 3 and 2. On a side note, to speed up play Adam and Ian would
walk ahead to watch the drives as you do. However, according to
Adam, Ian has the eyesight of a badger and spotted absolutely
nothing all morning long. Quite why he suddenly attracted the
nickname of ‘eagle eyed action man’ from his opponents is
anyone’s guess but, to top it all, while he was ‘spotting’ on
the 15th, Ian thought a ball was coming his way and, even though
it wasn’t, he somehow fell over backwards down a bank,
completing two backward rolls before finishing on his back –
absolute legend!
John Haley & Gordon Sullivan |
beat |
Steve Booth & Gordon Galloway |
1up |
Ivan Heathcote & Paul Herrmann |
beat |
John Mansell & Phil Latham |
4/2 |
Bill Hancock & Simon Hayward |
beat |
Steve Harris & Bobby Ho |
5/4 |
Steve Lloyd & Martyn Dodwell |
beat |
Dave Grubb & Mike Fox |
4/3 |
Karl Hughes & Barry Whitmore |
beat |
Jeff Thacker & Alan Tolley |
1up |
Neil Smith & Craig Vale |
beat |
Brian Keates & Graham Adams |
6/4 |
Shaun Mullaney & Howard Holliday |
beat |
James Shipman & John Shaw |
1up |
Adam Thompson & Tim Thacker |
beat |
Ian Talboys & Adrian Marchant |
3/2 |
Captain’s team 10.5 / Challenger’s team 13.5
Monday 5th July 2010 - afternoon
Silloth-on-Solway Golf Club
8 x fourball-betterball matches (over 18 holes)
A terrific ‘pea souper’ of a lunch and suddenly we were back
out for potentially another 18 holes in the afternoon. In the
first match out Steve Booth and Phil Latham won against a
‘strolling’ Paul Herrmann but an in-form Gordon Sullivan.
Next up saw Steve Harris and John Haley take on the
Challengers’ Captain Bill Hancock, who was partnered by Steve
Lloyd and it was the Challengers who got off to a good start
finding themselves 2up early on but they were unable to pull
away any further and with John’s excellent birdie 2 at the
tricky par 3 ninth hole the Captain’s pairing were right back in
it, eventually squaring the match, despite John managing to play
two ‘airshots’ at the short 12th (although we are told they were
more like ‘earth’ shots as John embedded his wedge in the ground
about an inch in front of the ball on each occasion!). No
matter, they found themselves 1up playing the last (after both
Steve's halved the 17th in birdie) but when
Bill had a putt to halve the match and knocked it nearly 3 feet
past, Steve Harris missed his par putt which would have given
them the match. Bill held his nerve to earn the half point
which was a fair result.
The 4th match out saw Alan Tolley and Martyn Dodwell dovetail
really well to secure victory by 3 and 1 but it wasn’t all plain
sailing. Despite winning the first hole, the Challengers were
surprised at the very next hole when Graham Adams hit a 6 iron
from 162 yards to 3 feet and the match was immediately back to
all square. It proved to be a really good match with all four
players putting in a good performance. The match also witnessed
perhaps the shot of the tour at the signature 9th hole. With
Martyn having come up way short and right with a 9 iron (after
Alan had told him it was definitely a 6 iron into that wind),
Foxy duly pulled out his 6 iron and ‘stiffed’ it to less than 3
feet. It was certainly the highlight of Foxy’s weekend, given
that he didn’t manage a single point! 3 up playing the 16th and
therefore dormy, Martyn and Alan thought they’d won the match
with a 4 nett 3 and started to shake hands until Foxy pointed
out that he had a shot on that hole and promptly rolled in his
putt for a 3. The ‘respite’ was short-lived however when, on the
17th, Alan found himself 2 feet away in 3 and the match was
conceded.
In the final match of the afternoon Tim Thacker carried James
Shipman to yet another last hole defeat at the hands of John
Mansell and Adrian Marchant.
Steve Booth & Phil Latham |
beat |
Gordon Sullivan & Paul Herrmann |
2/1 |
Steve Harris & John Haley |
half |
Bill Hancock & Steve Lloyd |
A/S |
Gordon Galloway & Jeff Thacker |
beat |
Dave Grubb & Ivan Heathcote |
2up |
Alan Tolley & Martyn Dodwell |
beat |
Graaham Adams & Mike Fox |
3/1 |
Neil Smith & Howard Holliday |
beat |
John Shaw & Bobby Ho |
4/3 |
Adam Thompson & Barry Whitmore |
beat |
Craig Vale & Shaun Mullaney |
4/3 |
Karl Hughes & Brian Keates |
beat |
Ian Talboys & Simon Hayward |
2up |
John Mansell & Adrian Marchant |
beat |
James Shipman & Tim Thacker |
1up |
Captain’s team 13 / Challenger’s team 19
In the evening back at the hotel, and the last night of the
Tour; as it was Paul Herrmann’s birthday the following day he
bought everyone a drink over dinner. A fantastic gesture Paul
but you soon know who your real mates are when, instead of
opting for the safety of a diet coke or something similar, Bobby
Ho and Alan Tolley gleefully ordered a Jack Daniels each. The
drinks having been served everyone raised their glasses and sang
the traditional ‘happy birthday’ tribute to the Herrmannator and
I’d swear there was a tear in his eye at the end. Well done Paul
!
Having lost 3 of his 4 matches so far, Ian Talboys was so
depressed after dinner he kept telling everyone that he wouldn’t
be coming on tour again – watch this space!
True to form, John Mansell was at it again, this time quaffing
copious amounts of Sauvignon Blanc and then seemingly spending
more time asleep than awake, sweating and snoring for England!
At times he was falling so deeply into his own personal coma he
almost overbalanced, banging his head instead on the chair
opposite. When it finally came to go to bed (in other words the
barman wanted to lock up and kicked them out) John wasn’t
entirely helped by his room mate Graham Adams who had been
drinking 16-year old single malts with Gordon Galloway and
apparently, getting John to a state of consciousness where he
could negotiate a set of stairs proved to be a bit of a problem.
Tuesday 6th July 2010
Seascale Golf Club
16 x singles matches (over 18 holes)
Steve Booth & Phil Latham |
beat |
Gordon Sullivan & Paul Herrmann |
2/1 |
Jeff Thacker
beat
John Haley |
Ivan Heathcote
beat
Neil Smith |
Brian Keates
beat
Bill Hancock |
Steve Booth
beat
Mike Fox |
John Shaw
beat
Simon Hayward |
Howard Holliday
beat
Barry Whitmore |
Steve Lloyd
halved with
Karl Hughes |
Ian Talboys
beat
Dave Grubb |
Craig Vale
beat
Gordon Sullivan |
Alan Tolley
halved with
Paul Herrmann |
Adrian Marchant
beat
Graham Adams |
Tim Thacker
beat
Martyn Dodwell |
Phil Latham
beat
Adam Thompson |
John Mansell
beat
James Shipman |
Bobby Ho
halved with
Shaun Mullaney |
Gordon Galloway
beat
Steve Harris |
The last day of the tour and Gordon Sullivan seemed somewhat
exasperated at breakfast by John Mansell’s request that he be
‘ready in 5 minutes’ as he was giving Gordon a lift. James
Shipman then remarked, ‘Don’t worry Gordon, just tell him you
are having a s**t and will be 20 minutes’
It was just over an hour’s drive to the well kept, but
wind-swept course at Seascale, a course that has remained pretty
much unchanged since it began in 1893 with many natural features
and hazards including numerous ditches, pot bunkers, streams and
the obligatory gorse bushes of course.
Shaun Mullaney was seen on the practice ground giving Phil
Latham one or two ‘secret’ tips, so it was going to be
interesting to see whether it all worked or not.
The length of the first hole wasn’t much of a threat but with
gorse bushes and a host of bunkers down the left and out of
bounds all the way down the right there were one or two
‘comical’ attempts from the 1st tee to say the least. In the 4th
match, even with his shots Foxy couldn’t live with Steve Booth
who shot a gross 80 on the day to win 4 and 3.
I haven’t holed a decent length putt all
trip!
Steve Lloyd said approaching the 3rd
green, he left the hole with a half
after draining a 40 footer
The 7th match saw Steve Lloyd halve with Karl Hughes. Steve
went 1up at the first but Karl looked to have squared things at
the 3rd as he was 20feet away in 2 (with a shot). Whilst
approaching the green, Steve had commented “I haven’t holed a decent length putt all
trip” and proceeded to roll in a 40-footer for
birdie and a half. Steve went
on to win the 13th and 14th to go 3 up with 4 to play, but
lipped out at 15, 16 and 17 to find himself only 1up
playing the last. Having found the green in two he probably felt
that was good enough – that is until Karl stuck his second to 3
feet and duly rolled in the birdie putt to square an excellent
match. Another great comeback from Karl as he did the same at
Silloth the day before coming back from 3 down with 5 to play to
win his foursomes match alongside Barry Whitmore.
In the 8th match Craig Vale might have been thinking he was
in for an easy time of things against Gordon Sullivan,
especially being 2up early on but Gordon soon squared the match
to give Craig one or two things to think about. It is worth
highlighting what happened on the 9th tee. Gordon, with the
honour, shanked his tee shot out of bounds over a nearby fence.
Craig, having already pulled his driver from his bag decided to
go with a nice ‘safe’ iron instead – and promptly ‘shanked’ it
out of bounds too! In the end Gordon got into an unplayable lie
100 yards from the tee on the 16th and had to concede the match.
In the 9th match Alan Tolley was drawn against the birthday
boy, Paul Herrmann but with Paul going out of bounds at the
first Alan was immediately 1up. However, sloppy play from Alan
and some good iron play by Paul saw him 2 up after 8, but Alan
made a great 4 at the difficult par 4 ninth and promptly
followed that with a 3 at the short 10th which Paul 3-putted so
the match was all square again. The Herrmannator got his nose in
front again at the short 13th but a tremendous 5 into the teeth
of the wind at the par 5 16th saw the match level again and it
stayed that way, both players halving the last in 5.
In the following match Graham Adams was really looking
forward to playing Adrian Marchant. Unfortunately, Marcho was
equally looking forward to playing against Graham whose round
didn’t start well when he pulled his opening tee shot into a
gorse bush on the left. Marcho was 3 up after 4 as they arrived
at the short part three 5th. The nearest the pin marker looked
pretty close from the tee but Graham challenged Marcho by
saying, “get inside that then” – which he promptly did! Graham
did at least manage to win a few holes along the way but, as he
says himself, it was like Canute trying to hold back the tide,
and Marcho eventually closed out the match on the 14th.
Towards the rear of the field James Shipman finally had a
chance to get a point on the board for his team when he was
drawn against John Mansell, the ‘snoring’ champ. James reckons
he wasn’t as bad as the first 2 days but still played badly
enough after conceding 13 shots to his opponent. What made it
worse, apparently, was that James and his room mate, John Shaw
were woken by the night porter the previous night at 1am as John
Mansell had fallen asleep downstairs and was unrousable.
However, by the time they’d got up to help, John had somehow
disappeared to bed and then flatly denied the whole episode at
breakfast the following morning !
Jeff Thacker |
beat |
John Haley |
1up |
Ivan Heathcote |
beat |
Neil Smith |
4/3 |
Brian Keates |
beat |
Bill Hancock |
1up |
Steve Booth |
beat |
Mike Fox |
4/3 |
John Shaw |
beat |
Simon Hayward |
1up |
Howard Holliday |
beat |
Barry Whitmore |
4/3 |
Steve Lloyd |
half |
Karl Hughes |
A/S |
Ian Talboys |
beat |
Dave Grubb |
2/1 |
Craig Vale |
beat |
Gordon Sullivan |
4/2 |
Alan Tolley |
half |
Paul Herrmann |
A/S |
Adrian Marchant |
beat |
Graham Adams |
6/4 |
Tim Thacker |
beat |
Martyn Dodwell |
4/3 |
Phil Latham |
beat |
Adam Thompson |
1up |
John Mansell |
beat |
James Shipman |
2/1 |
Bobby Ho |
half |
Shaun Mullaney |
A/S |
Gordon Galloway |
beat |
Steve Harris |
3/2 |
Captain’s team 18.5 / Challenger’s team
29.5
Brian presents the
trophy to Bill.
So, all in all, a great Tour and a fairly comprehensive
victory for ‘Wild’ Bill Hancock’s Challengers who were ahead
right from the opening session at Maryport and never lost their
momentum.
Fortunately, the weather that greeted us at Maryport on that
first morning did not continue and, in spite of 40 mph winds it
remained warm and pleasant for the rest of the tour giving us
ideal conditions to play links golf. Cumbria seemed a bit
further away than previous venues but the experience of playing
36 holes at Silloth-on-Solway on the 2nd day more than made up
for it
Bill enjoys his teams victory.
Brian proved to be a popular, if unconventional,
Captain, who was ably supported by Ivan Heathcote and he
managed to look after his team throughout by feeding them
bananas on Day 1, apples on Day 2 and water on Day 3 – yet they
still couldn’t win for him! Bill’s team simply played better
over the 3 days and deservedly won in the end.
Bill’s reaction to having secured victory at his very first
attempt though ? He spent the next 10 days fell walking in the
Lake District!
Oh and spare a thought for Graham Adams who had to ‘room’
with John Mansell and, in all probability, never slept a wink
the entire 3 days. Graham would like to assure everyone that
Tuesday night once he was back in his own bed was bliss with no
snoring to keep him awake!
I can’t finish without giving special thanks once again to
Society secretary Steve Lloyd for a truly magnificent job in
putting the whole trip together. Also to everyone who took part
during the 3 days and for providing some great moments and
generally having great fun at everyone else’s expense.
Quotes from the two team Captains
Another great competitive away tour. In
summary, my team won the quiz but lost
the golf by a margin of eleven so it’s
honours even. The rain on the first day
saw an inauspicious start and two pairs
battled valiantly through to put us
behind by one point from which we never
recovered. The weather improved but not
our golf. Everyone contributed a score
but our middle order did not perform and
they will be named/shamed in the web
site statistics. Great contributions
from others but overall, not good
enough. Does this matter – yes, but more
important, did everyone enjoy the
occasion? I believe so. Thanks to Bill
and congratulations to him on his win.
To Steve, as always for great
organisation and to my Vice Captain and
his score of 3.5 points (duly recorded
in print!).
Brian Keates, Losing Team Captain
I thoroughly enjoyed the tour and even
the horizontal rain at Maryport didn’t
put too much of a dampener on
proceedings! The highlight was, of
course, Silloth and I’m sure the course
would be much better known if it were
more accessible from the rest of the UK.
I have many people to thank (not least
my splendid team) but I’ll make mention
of Steve, Brian, Neil and Ivan who
helped to strike the right balance
between competition and friendliness. I
will look after the trophy – after all,
with my swing it is probably the only
one I’ll get! .
Bill Hancock, Winning Team Captain
This report was put together by Alan Tolley with the
assistance of contributions from Brian Keates, Bill Hancock,
Adam Thompson, Steve Lloyd, Paul Herrmann, Gordon Galloway, John
Haley, Mike Fox, James Shipman and Graham Adams.
Final Individual Win Percentages
Ivan Heathcote |
75% |
Howard Holliday |
100% |
Brian Keates |
75% |
Gordon Galloway* |
80% |
Adam Thompson |
75% |
Steve Booth |
75% |
Paul Herrmann |
62.5% |
Phil Latham |
75% |
Karl Hughes |
62.5% |
Steve Lloyd |
75% |
Tim Thacker |
50% |
Adrian Marchant |
75% |
Barry Whitmore |
50% |
Craig Vale |
75% |
John Haley |
37.5% |
Bill Hancock |
62.5% |
Bobby Ho |
37.5% |
Alan Tolley |
62.5% |
John Shaw |
25% |
Martyn Dodwell* |
50% |
Graham Adams* |
20% |
Simon Hayward |
50% |
Gordon Sullivan* |
20% |
John Mansell |
50% |
Steve Harris* |
20% |
Neil Smith |
50% |
James Shipman* |
10% |
Jeff Thacker |
50% |
Mike Fox |
0% |
Ian Talboys* |
40% |
Dave Grubb |
0% |
Shaun Mullaney* |
37.5% |
* From five matches
played (everyone else played four matches only)