BUNGS Tour 2006 -
Southport
25th, 26th & 27th June 2006
The weekend tour for the 2006 season took us to
Southport where we played three excellent courses, Ormskirk,
Hesketh and Southport & Ainsdale. As usual, we were split into two teams and played a 'ryder
cup' style match.
The two teams, captained
by 2006 society captain James Shipman and his challenger, John
Bayliss were as
follows.
Captain's
Black
team |
Current H'cap |
|
Challenger's
Blue
Team |
Current H'cap |
|
James Shipman, capt |
10 |
|
John Bayliss, capt |
15 |
|
John Shaw, vice capt |
6 |
|
Tim Thacker, vice capt |
14 |
|
Gordon Galloway |
6 |
|
Graham Bilsland |
3 |
|
Howard Holliday |
7 |
|
Adam Thompson |
5 |
|
Martyn Dodwell |
9 |
|
Steve Lloyd |
6 |
|
Steve Booth |
12 |
|
Ian Talboys |
8 |
|
Bobby Ho |
12 |
|
Karl Hughes |
11 |
|
Andy Smith |
13 |
|
Adrian Marchant |
11 |
|
Paul Weston |
14 |
|
Ivan Heathcote |
15 |
|
Jeff Thacker |
17 |
|
Bill Hancock |
16 |
|
Alan Tolley |
19 |
|
Paul Herrmann |
16 |
|
Craig Vale |
21 |
|
Mike Fox |
17 |
|
Barry Whitmore |
22 |
|
Graeme Black |
22 |
|
Gordon Sullivan |
23 |
|
Brian Keates |
23 |
|
David Grubb |
28 |
|
Jamie Moore |
23 |
|
Saturday 24th June
The Tour happened to take place right in the
middle of the World Cup and, with most of us travelling up on
the Saturday afternoon listening to Germany’s victory over
Sweden on the radio was the perfect ‘taster’ for England’s game
due to take place on Sunday afternoon.
We stayed at The Royal Clifton Hotel which was billed as
being "right on The Promenade, with panoramic views across the
North west coastline". Those who were told they had a ‘room with
sea view’ when they booked in might have been disappointed when
they got to their rooms as the sea was a good ½ an hour’s walk
and even then you’d need binoculars to see it past the mile or
so of sand. The hotel’s promotional flyer also promised
‘fabulous accommodation and facilities’ and although the
location was ideal and the hotel comfortable enough there wasn’t
a room without a creaky floorboard, the bars closed at 11pm and
the average age of the remaining occupants was at least 75,
which made the older members of the BUNGS touring party seem
like ‘juniors’ again!
Sunday
25th June
2006 - morning
Ormskirk Golf Club
1 x singles match
(over 18 holes)
7 x foursome-greensome
matches (over 18 holes)
The longest drive of the weekend (other than
one of Graham Bilsland’s tee shots) was to Ormskirk GC. A dull,
damp morning greeted us but the golf course itself was in
excellent condition as you might expect from an Open qualifying
course. The large sign outside the Pro shop clearly stated that
mobile phones were not allowed on the course. With England
playing Ecuador in a World Cup game later on in the afternoon a
few BUNGS members were no doubt determined to break that
particular rule given half a chance.
Those who had turned up in shorts were hurriedly changing
into trousers after being told by the Pro that only full length
socks were allowed. Not to be outdone Adrian Marchant promptly
bought 2 pairs of socks from the eager pro only to discover he’d
been ‘done’ as they were even shorter than the ones he’d
actually turned up in!
Jeff Thacker & Bobby Ho |
beat |
Tim Thacker & Ivan Heathcote |
1up |
A match eagerly
anticipated by all the participants (and most of the
Thacker family) with no shots being given on either
side. The match proved to be as tight as expected with
high quality par golf being played by both sides. Tim
and Ivan established a hard fought two hole lead but
some fine golf by their opponents and two destructive
shots from Tim’s new five wood which cost two holes
turned this into a two hole lead for Bobby and Jeff by
the 13th.
With both pairs on the 14th
green in two Jeff discovered the ball he was about to
putt was not the one he teed off with meaning he must
have played the wrong ball and the hole had to be
forfeited! The next two holes were halved and when Tim’s
tee shot on 17 finished 12 feet from the Pin with Jeff
well short of the green the pressure was on Bobby who
still needed one of the last two tee shots to complete
his quota. A fine iron to the back of the green and an
excellent lag putt from Jeff secured the half and a one
up lead going down the last. Jeff and Bobby made a solid
five down the last leaving their opponents a tough curly
3 footer for a 4 and the half which they probably
deserved however it shaved the edge and didn’t drop,
leaving Jeff and Bobby victorious in a high quality and
very enjoyable match first match of the Tour. |
John Shaw & Howard Holliday |
beat |
Adam Thompson & Jamie Moore |
4/2 |
Some really good
players in this match (sorry Jamie, that doesn’t mean
you I’m afraid). John Shaw’s ‘red hot’ putter basically
meant that the Black pairing were never in trouble.
Indeed, John must have sunk 4 or 5 putts over 20 foot
and with Howard as consistent as ever and Jamie off to a
particularly slow start, the Black pair won quite
comfortably. Adam’s view was that John had a ‘white hot’
putter (that’s only its name, Adam!) but he at least
concedes that they could never manage to make up lost
ground and, in the end, were soundly beaten. |
Steve Lloyd & Graeme Black |
beat |
Barry Whitmore & Dave Grubb |
7/5 |
Things were looking
positive from the start for the blue pairing after
Graeme smashed his driver down the first. "No need
for me to hit one, we’ll definitely be taking that"
said a delighted Steve, knowing they now only needed to
use another five of Graeme’s drives. Steve put the
second shot onto the green for a par and a win, and very
steady play followed resulting in wins at the 2nd,
3rd
(after Grubby’s tee shot never left the teeing ground),
4th
and 5th.
The ‘rot’ was finally stopped with a half in bogey at
the 6th,
but another par for Steve and Graeme at 8 left them 6up.
This was very quickly reduced at the par five 9th,
after Dave’s superb chip only stayed above ground
because the pin wasn’t in straight. A five nett four
reduced the deficit to five down but this was
immediately increased to dormie 7 with pars from the
‘blues’ at 10 and 11. After Graeme’s tee shot hit the
par three twelfth, it all looked over, but three putts
meant a win for the ‘blacks’ and the match was still
alive. The reprieve was short lived however and a par
for Steve/Graeme at the 13th
(after Barry and Dave seemed to be having a competition
to see how many shots they could each take amongst the
fir trees) was enough to secure the match and the Blue
Team’s first point of the Tour. A tough start for Dave
up against an in form ‘blue’ pair – at least he had a
chance of getting to the bar first for the lunchtime
drinks. |
James Shipman & Gordon Galloway |
beat |
Graham Bilsland & Paul Herrmann |
1up |
The ‘black’ team
continued their great start to the weekend with yet
another win but some average golf played by both sides.
At least it gave James the chance to ‘break his duck’ as
skipper as last time he was team captain in 2003 he
managed to lose all 5 of his matches. The black pair got
their noses in front following an excellent tee shot
from Gordon at the par 3 fourth which left him a tap in
for birdie. Meanwhile, Paul’s inability to hit any club
at all off the tee was putting a lot of pressure on
Graham’s new Sasquach driver but James’s tee shots
weren’t much better either on the front nine, which saw
a second sleeve of Pro V1s coming out before the turn.
With the pressure beginning to tell, a few wayward
drives crept in to Graham’s play, and James and Gordon
found themselves 2up by the 15th.
Normal service was resumed though on the 16th
as James carved a three wood into the trees, losing yet
another ball, but he delivered the coup de grace by then
sticking Gordon’s subsequent drive just 2 inches from
the cup. Oddly enough the highlight of the match, as
reported by the players themselves occurred in the match
behind as Adrian Marchant’s approach to the long par 4
third flew over their heads before ricocheting between
the nearby whitewashed house and its adjacent wall. |
Craig Vale & Andy Smith |
half |
Adrian Marchant & Bill Hancock |
A/S |
This
match saw perhaps the most memorable shot of the whole
weekend. At the 3rd
hole Adrian found the right hand fairway bunker
approximately 50 yards short of the green. All golfers
know this is probably one of the most difficult shots in
the game, however there is no excuse for thinning the
shot so badly that it actually hits the house to the
rear of the green - to be precise, the ball actually hit
its target several times as it ricocheted between the
house and the wall before coming to rest. How Adrian
managed to avoid all the windows on that elevation is
unbelievable. Apparently, the ball was found in the back
garden of the house
but all 4 players ‘chickened out’ of going to retrieve
it – especially when they spotted the cowering owner
hiding behind her living room curtains! At the 16th,
with the match still tight, the black team were forced
to play 3 off the tee as both players’ tee shots were
carved into the trees on the right. With the Blue team
finding the left hand bunker with their third shot,
Smithy rather unkindly (and as it turned out, unwisely)
whispered to Craig that he was glad that Bill Hancock
was playing the shot as it probably gave them a chance
of a half. Craig had to remind Andy of the incident at
the third hole with the classic line of "yes but
Adrian hit a f*ckin house!". The hole was
eventually halved in six to the Black team’s delight. A
close game with some good shots played (and some pretty
bloody awful ones
as well) with a half being a fair reflection for both
sides.
|
Ian Talboys & Mike Fox |
beat |
Gordon Sullivan & Alan Tolley |
3/1 |
The black team sent
out their most experienced (sorry, ‘geriatric’) pairing
but even with a bucketful of shots to play with they
were never ahead against Ian (he of the terrible
tantrums) and an allegedly ‘injured’ Foxy, who appeared
none worse for it as he started by holing a 25 footer
for a win at the very 1st
hole and drove the ball in the fairway on a consistent
basis. In the early stages of the match he wasn’t helped
much by some erratic play by his partner with Ian
delivering the ‘coup de grace’ of teamwork by repeatedly
announcing after each (miserable) tee shot, "I
f***ing hate foursomes!". Once Ian began to get
his game together the black pairing were no match for
the ’blues’, although there was a brief chink of light
when Gordon smashed his last counting drive straight
down the middle of the 16th
with the black team 2 down and 3 to play and the blue
team thrashing about in the bushes on the right. This
was a fine opportunity for Alan to step up to the plate
and exhibit some of his recent good form but, with just
140 yards to go and a 5 probably good enough to win the
hole Alan’s ‘old’ game briefly returned, out of the blue
and, having duffed his approach into the trees on the
right, Gordon was left with an impossible shot out
(that’s the thanks he got for his best drive of the day)
and the blue team won the hole with a 6 to clinch the
match. |
Karl Hughes & Brian Keates |
beat |
Martyn Dodwell & Steve Booth |
1up |
With the blue team
finishing the morning session strongly, this proved to
be a particularly good match and a close encounter which
eventually went to the 18th.
It was a different story at the start though with
Martyn’s 300 yard drives and some solid putting from
Steve, the ‘blacks’ were 2up after 9 and looking good
for the win. The blue team then proceeded to win four on
the bounce including a birdie 2 on 14th
(which was nearly a half but Steve’s birdie putt lipped
out, much to his annoyance). The blacks won the 17th
with a great up and down from a greenside bunker, but
Brian and Karl held their nerve on a tense final hole
for a fine win, especially as they had to use 3 of
Brian’s drives over the last five holes |
John Bayliss |
beat |
Paul Weston |
3/2 |
In his first match as
Captain John chose a singles encounter against Paul
Weston. Paul had previously beaten John on the 2003 Tour
weekend’s singles at Sheringham so this was always going
to be a close game but it ended up being a scrappy
affair with neither player at their best. Paul went 2up
early on but John came storming back to triumph in the
end. Sweet revenge for his defeat in 2003 and a winning
start for the Blue team’s skipper! |
Captain’s Black team 3.5
Challenger’s Blue team 4.5
Sunday
25th June
2006 - afternoon
Ormskirk Golf Club
1 x singles match
(over 18 holes)
7 x fourball-betterball
matches (over 18 holes)
Tim Thacker |
beat |
Jeff Thacker |
2up |
For Tim the chance of
instant revenge for the morning defeat and for Jeff the
chance to completely ruin Tim’s weekend on the first
day. With the England game beckoning on TV and this
being the first match off after lunch, play proceeded at
a cracking pace. Despite the family connection there
were very few putts conceded! Jeff won the first two
holes before Tim promptly won the next three to
establish a one-hole lead which he maintained right
through to the 17th.
Jeff found the green in two and Tim appeared to be in
trouble with his second shot coming to rest on the near
vertical grassy slope of the right hand greenside
bunker. The ball was about 4 feet from the ground but
with no stance whatsoever, and somehow holding his club
a damn sight nearer the head than the grip, Tim,
swinging it virtually horizontally, managed to get the
ball on the green and sink a six footer for a half. Jeff
never got going on 18 and Tim was able to play out the
hole easily for the win and straight to the TV in the
club’s lounge for the football. |
Ivan Heathcote & Steve Lloyd |
beat |
Howard Holliday & Bobby Ho |
1up |
The match started
well for the ‘challengers’ with a win at the 1st
thanks to Steve’s par, but Howard’s five with a shot at
the stroke index one 3rd
hole squared the match. Steve left a putt for a two in
the jaws of the hole at the next for a half and the
short par four 5th
was also halved after everyone missed the green. A great
‘sand save’ from Ivan at the 6th
kept the match all square but the black team finally
took the lead at the 7th
with Bobby’s five nett four. A birdie at the 9th
from Steve again squared the match and the next three
were halved in par. At the par five 13th,
Steve blocked a tee shot so far right, it cleared the
trees and also the next fairway, ending up in the rough
on the left hand side of the 11th
hole. Much to Howard and Bobby’s disbelief, Steve then
smashed a three wood onto the green, leaving himself a
10 footer for eagle. Unfazed by this, Bobby made the
green in three and proceeded to hole an outrageous 40
footer for birdie (nett eagle) leaving Steve’s 10 foot
eagle putt for a half, which he missed. The match should
have been squared at the next hole but both Steve and
Ivan three putted and had to settle for a half. By this
time the England v Ecuador game had started and Bobby
was listening to the match on his mini radio. Whilst
searching for yet another of Steve’s wayward drives on
15, Bobby found a ball in the deep rough and screamed "IS
IT A TITLEIST FOUR?" at the top of his voice,
forgetting that with his headphones on he was speaking
somewhat louder than usual. This didn’t put off Ivan
however, who made a par to square the match. All four
players made par at 16 and 17, meaning the match went
down the 418 yard final hole, with Ivan receiving a
shot. Ivan pulled his tee shot onto the practice ground
however, and after his second hit a tree and his third
went even further left, it was all down to Steve who was
just short in two with a tricky pitch over a bunker,
which he put to three feet and then rolled in the putt
for a win to take the match. |
Jamie Moore & Graeme Black |
beat |
John Shaw & Barry Whitmore |
6/4 |
A thumping win by the
blue team who used their shots well leaving John and
Barry with little or no scope for getting back into the
game once they’d gone behind. Because John was giving
everyone 12 shots, it was difficult to compete with
Jamie and Graeme who dovetailed well getting lots of
pars, which meant nett birdies. The heavy nature of the
defeat did at least mean that they were all able to walk
in early to see the England game on TV – just a pity
that the match had to end at the furthest point away
from the clubhouse, so they all had a long walk back for
the football! |
James Shipman & Craig Vale |
beat |
Adam Thompson & Paul Herrmann |
6/5 |
Adam played extremely
well all weekend without always getting the breaks, as
demonstrated in this match where he played out of his
skin, was level par after 9 holes, but still found
himself on the end of a hammering, as James and the
equally in-form Craig dovetailed excellently with pars
and birdies all the way. Paul hadn’t played particularly
well during the morning and he carried on his miserable
form to the afternoon. By the time everyone shook hands
the black team were somewhere around 7 under ‘nett’ – it
was that one sided. The early finish did at least allow
for some quality time in front of the clubhouse’s TV set
to watch the end of the England match against Ecuador. |
Adrian Marchant & Ian Talboys |
beat |
Andy Smith & Dave Grubb |
2/1 |
Despite a miserable start by the Black team and finding
themselves 3 down after 4 holes, successive gross
birdies on 6 and 7 by Andy brought them right back into
the match and they were only 1 down at the turn.
Although this pattern continued for the next three
holes, a superb gross par by Dave Grubb at the 477 yard
13th hole brought the match back to all square. It was
during this fine spell of form by the blacks that Ian’s
‘ankle’ injury first surfaced. Tally claimed he had
earlier walked into one of the metal tee markers and was
threatening to sue the club secretary (for Ian’s own
failure to look where he was going?) All the black
team’s hard work was eventually undone as they ‘gifted’
the blue team both the 14th
and the 15th,
giving the challengers a 2 hole lead with 3 to play (and
Tally’s sore ankle not getting another mention by now!).
Andy Smith then drained a 12 footer at 16 but as they
came to the 17th
with the match dormie Dave Grubb hit the shot of his
life , sticking his tee shot to within three feet of the
hole. In the belief that he had probably just won his
first BUNGS prize Grubby couldn’t wait to write his name
on the nearest the pin marker but, Unfortunately, in the
excitement he somehow managed to miss the putt for
birdie, the ball lipping out to give the blue team the
win. Dave felt even worse afterwards when he discovered
that Gordon Galloway had later put his tee shot closer
to claim the nearest the pin prize. |
Steve Booth & Alan Tolley |
beat |
Bill Hancock & Graham Bilsland |
3/2 |
On the very first
hole Alan found the right hand fairway bunker from the
tee but a good 9 iron from the sand left him a pitch and
run to around 20 feet. Graham was on in two and rolled
his 25 footer to the hole for a conceded 4. To the
Blues’ dismay, Alan then rolled in his putt for a 4 nett
3 to put the Black team 1up. Blues solid play saw them
draw level but at the long 7th
Alan did it again. Over the back of the green in 3 and
with Graham securing a fine 4, Alan then drained a
downhill ‘right to lefter’ for a 4 nett 3. Graham showed
his true class at the next, the 8th
with a superb 6 iron from just under 200 yards to within
8 feet of the pin but, just as it seemed as if Blues
were getting into the game the par five 9th
proved to be their undoing. Graham’s 300 yard drive
found the fairway bunker but another tremendous 6 iron
left him just short of the green in two. Alan was also
just short in 3 so it was all down to the Society’s most
accomplished player (ie, Graham, not Alan of course) who
then proceeded to make a right pigs ear of it ending up
duffing his first chip and then thinning the next across
the green. Alan carefully 2 putted down the slope from
25 feet to put the Blues 1up and when Alan hit his best
drive of the day straight down the middle at the tricky
par 4 10th,
Graham carved his tee shot way out to the right, the
ball never to be seen again. By this time it was left to
Bill to halve the hole with a fighting 5 but at the
next, with Graham 10 feet from the hole in 2, Steve
proceeded to chip in from the edge of the green (Alan
missing out on his partner’s moment of glory while
taking a ‘leak’) with the inevitable consequence that
Graham missed his birdie putt. At the difficult 15th,
with Blacks 3up and coasting, Graham made a tremendous
birdie 3 which left Steve a 25 footer uphill for the
half which he duly rattled in. By this time, it was the
opposition who were rattled and with the Black team
‘dormie’ Alan’s tee shot left him 140 yards to the pin.
In his morning match alongside Gordon Sullivan from
about the same place Alan had duffed his second into the
trees on the right. Making sure not to repeat the feat,
Alan’s 9 wood sailed into the left hand bunker instead.
With Steve and Bill out of it Alan had to get a 5 to
match Graham’s 4 for a half to win the match but he
somehow left his first attempt in the sand and then only
managed to dribble his 4th
shot onto the edge of the green, about 30 feet away.
With the odds stacked heavily against him Alan produced
one of the shots of the weekend with a curling 30 footer
across the green and straight into the hole. Graham and
Bill couldn’t quite believe it (nor could Steve, for
that matter) but Graham, as ever was gracious in defeat. |
Paul Weston & Gordon Galloway |
half |
Mike Fox & Brian Keates |
A/S |
Brian looked
unstoppable at the beginning of this match with flawless
driving, accurate approach shots and plenty of shots in
hand. Paul and Gordon hung in somehow and gradually
began to get back into the match as Brian’s driving
eventually went to pieces on the back nine. With Gordon
knocking it to two feet at 17, the black team looked
favourites to win. However Foxy, nursing a shoulder
injury, was not finished. Unable to swing properly he
devised a method of hitting the ball by spinning round
on the 18th
tee like a whirling dervish and shouting "go on
you f***er, get down there!". Three triple
Salkos later he was on the green and calmly two putted
for a five net four to halve the match. |
Gordon Sullivan & Martyn Dodwell |
beat |
Karl Hughes & John Bayliss |
4/3 |
Martyn birdied the
first hole to go 1up and that set the tone for the match
which ended up being a one sided affair. Gordon was
particularly inspired by Martyn’s play, although John
did win a couple of holes on the back nine just to make
the result a little less embarrassing . Martyn had one
of those days when he made a hatful of birdies and,
whenever he was off line at all Gordon was always
straight down the middle anyway and used all those woods
in his bag to his advantage. Gordon may not have been
able to remember the names of some of the BUNGS members
in the bar the previous evening, but he is regarded as
one of the straightest hitters amongst us and is more
than a match for any opponent when he gets the bit
between his teeth. The blue team soundly beaten then,
but a chance to see more of the England game than had
been anticipated. |
Captain’s Black team 7
Challenger’s Blue team 9
Karl Hughes had been telling everyone in the
bar the previous night that he used to live in Southport. The
only trouble was, on a rainy night with the hotel’s bar closing
at 11pm Karl couldn’t come up with any of the best ‘nite spots’
to visit on account of his being too young at the time (some
would say, he still is!)
Also, John Shaw was foolish enough to be
walking round the town centre with a ‘newly independent’ James
Shipman prowling for women as if he was on heat. There are no
reports as to whether he was ‘successful’ or not but whenever
his mobile phone rang it was always a female voice on the other
end of the line. Over dinner, Gordon Sullivan raised an
interesting ‘rules’ issue but, with Alan Tolley and Bill Hancock
about to provide the answer Gordon insisting on his ‘namesake’,
the esteemed Mr Galloway (or ‘gorgeous George’ as we should
really call him) giving the answer because, as Mr Sullivan
pointed out, he (gorgeous George, that is) was a ‘proper
golfer’. There then ensued a heated debate about what
constituted a proper golfer and whether playing ability,
experience, quality of golf club you happened to be a member of
or, (as in GG’s case), simply good looks should be the
determining factor. On playing ability alone, when compared to
Alan Tolley you could rightly argue that Gordon Galloway is,
indeed a ‘proper’ golfer wheras clearly Alan is not, so perhaps
Gordon (Sullivan, that is) had a point!
Finally, at one point during the evening, Andy Smith was
explaining to Tim Thacker what his Uncle Jeff meant when he
referred to one of his shots to a raised green which came up
just short as a ‘Sister in Law’ shot, in other words,
"up there, but not particularly proud of it". Tim’s response
was short and to the point, "That’s my f***ing mother
you’re talking about!"
Monday
26th June
2006 - morning
Hesketh Golf Club
1 x singles match
(over 18 holes)
7 x foursome
matches (over 18 holes)
36 holes of golf yesterday and 36 more today. A short drive
(or perhaps a 5 iron) from the hotel was our second course of
the weekend to be found in the aptly named ‘Cockle Dicks Lane’.
This is the oldest club in Southport and combines some great
parkland holes with a real ‘links’ feel, especially the first 2
and last 5 holes which provided a tough run in for most of us.
The weather was still overcast and generally cloudy but quite
warm and little or no rain forecast.
Some interesting swing
analysis shots of Foxy and Marcho are below. We've sent these to
David Leadbetter for his professional opinion and received a
reply, although this was short and sweet as he said he couldn't
type any more due to laughing so much. Look at Marcho's left
leg, ore movement than James 'The King' Shipman.
John Shaw |
beat |
Paul Herrmann |
2/1 |
A close match which
was all square after nine despite the black team’s vice
captain losing a ball on the 9th
when he used his driver for the very first time. They
were still level after 13 when Paul generously conceded
a putt of about 6 foot but unfortunately some poor play
from Paul forced him to concede 2 of the next 3 holes
and John eventually beat him 2 and 1 with a half up the
17th. |
Andy Smith & Paul Weston |
half |
Karl Hughes & Tim Thacker |
A/S |
Injuries to Foxy and Steve Booth meant an early morning
amendment to the previous evenings selected pairings. A
good start saw the black pairing 2up after 2, and with
Paul Weston’s drive at the 3rd, arguably the longest of
the weekend, things were looking good. However, the
Weston drive disappeared down the adjacent road and
fortunately no sounds of screeching car brakes or
breaking glass could be heard. The blue team were back
in the match, only 1 down with a long way to go. This
seemed to spur both teams on and some superb golf by all
four players ensured that a classic match was played
out. The match was back at all square at the turn, and
the blue team finally put their noses ahead for the
first time at the 10th. With the next two holes halved,
the dog-legged par 5 13th hole saw Karl play a safe tee
shot down the middle, short of the ditch and in prime
position. This only added to Paul Weston’s indecision on
the tee as to what club to hit; inevitably, a duck-hook
into the deep rough soon followed. Having to play 3 off
the tee, Andy Smith grabbed his driver and commented
that this would either be a superb shot or they’d be
walking straight to the next tee, before launching a
massive drive over the corner and the ditch to give the
Black team a fighting chance in the hole. A sweetly
struck fairway wood from Paul somehow found the right
hand green side bunker and the black pair then proceeded
to get up and down for 4 with the second ball, although
the six didn’t seem enough until the blue pair three
putted to halve the hole and to remain 1up. With Karl
putting his tee shot into the jungle at the blind 15th,
Paul Weston then proceeded to drive straight into the
mound directly in front of the tee, causing Tim and
Andy, waiting some 100 yards down the fairway, to
hastily retreat back to the tee to each play another
ball and causing a backlog of players on the course.
With Smithy driving long and straight, the black team
had a massive advantage for the approach to the green,
but Smithy’s recent run of dodgy putting again came back
to haunt him and allowed the blue pair to go 2up with 3
to play. A par 3 was enough to win the 16th thanks to
Smithy rolling in a 10 footer, and a superb birdie 4 at
17, aided by a superb pitch from Paul to 2 feet saw the
black team bring the match back to all square, with only
the 18th left to play. Despite the apparent nerves of
both Smithy and Tim, both dispatched good drives, the
black pair again had a much shorter second shot on the
par 5 hole and were able to be just off the putting
surface in two, putting the blue pair under pressure and
that saw them making a superb par 5 leaving Paul Weston
with an eight foot birdie putt to win the match. After
setting himself, re-setting and then setting again - it
seemed to take Paul an age to get comfortable over the
ball - he then putted a good 4 feet past the hole to
leave Smithy with a real ‘ass-twitcher’ to halve the
match. Smithy’s face was a real picture but he was saved
by a fantastic gesture of sportsmanship by Tim who
immediately conceded the putt and the match finish all
square. It was a match played in great spirit and true
sportsmanship, which only served to demonstrate what the
weekend is all about. |
Barry Whitmore & Craig Vale |
half |
Graham Bilsland & John Bayliss |
A/S |
A tough match for
best mates, Graham and John but despite a few Bilsland
birdies they were really up against it with Craig
playing well below his Society handicap and even
outdriving Graham at times. With Barry also playing well
and with a number of shots to play with, the blue team
were 4 down at one stage but some consistent play saw
them only one down playing the17th. Graham smashed his
drive some 270 yards from the 18th
tee but it was down the adjacent fairway while their
opponents were in the middle of the 18th fairway and
lying 1up. With the black pair laying up, the
Challengers’ captain hit a great approach just short of
the green. A chip and 2 putts was enough to secure a par
5 for the black team but John then showed his mettle by
draining a 6 footer for a birdie 4 to seal a fantastic
comeback. |
Adrian Marchant & Jamie Moore |
beat |
Bobby Ho & Martyn Dodwell |
2/1 |
Given Martyn’s good
form so far and Bobby’s natural competitive instinct
this was a turn up for the book. Perhaps it was Adrian’s
‘unique’ swing which put the black team off their game
but a good win all the same for the boys from the south! |
Gordon Galloway & Steve Booth |
beat |
Steve Lloyd & Mike Fox |
3/1 |
With Steve Booth
struggling with his elbow and Foxy with his shoulder
tear, it was decided by the captains to pair the two
injured players against each other (with Gordon Galloway
and Steve Lloyd respectively) in a ‘battle of the
invalids’. It was Mike and Steve who started best and
they were 2up after 2, but a great chip from Steve Booth
and a 6 footer for par from Gordon reduced the deficit
to one at the third, and a par at the short 4th
squared the match. Foxy/Lloyd again took the lead again
at the fifth after Steve Booth’s tee shot found the
ditch and they went two up after Steve Booth played the
wrong ball from deep rough at the 6th.
Pars at 7 and 9 secured wins for the Captain’s team with
a win at 8 for the Challengers sandwiched in between.
Steve and Gordon were now in the groove and pars at 10
and 11 for wins put them one up and only a three putt at
twelve (for the first half of the match) kept the lead
at one. This soon increased to two as Steve and Mike
took four shots from sand with some impressive
remodelling of the bunkers at the par five 13th,
but they pulled a hole back at 14 with a five nett four.
A double ‘lutz’ from Foxy on the 15th
tee saw him drill his tee shot straight into the hill in
front of the tee, and it was three off the tee and
another win for Steve/Gordon. The par three 16th
was halved in three to leave the black team dormie two
and a par at the long 17th
was enough to secure the match thanks largely to some
impressively consistent driving from Mr Booth (despite
having an elbow like an arthritic, geriatric elephant) . |
James Shipman & Howard Holliday |
beat |
Brian Keates & Bill Hancock |
5/3 |
Despite the
impressive nature of the result James’s comments were
confined to;"steady iron play from Howard and steady
putting from James put this one out of reach for Bill
and Brian". They say a picture can paint a thousand
words – but what can 20 words do in return. |
Jeff Thacker & Alan Tolley |
beat |
Adam Thompson & Ian Talboys |
2up |
A tough one for Jeff
and Alan, up against two of the Society’s more
accomplished players and when the blue team went two up
after 2 they were 2 under par ‘gross’ but some gritty
determined play brought the game back to level. Tally
was still complaining about his injured ankle and every
misplaced shot (and there were a few of them) elicited
his standard rant of "I hate f***ing foursomes".
The match was nip and tuck all the way but over the
closing holes Ian was beginning to ‘lose’ it despite the
blue pair being 1up on the 16th
tee. Alan then struck a great 5 wood to 15 feet, and
Jeff duly rolled the putt in for a 2 to level the match.
Tally’s drive at the 17th
was never seen again and the black team sneaked in front
at a crucial stage. Adam’s drive at the last gave the
blue team a fighting chance but by this time Ian had
long forgotten how to keep a ball in play and his 3 wood
from 240 yards disappeared into the ‘rubbish’ on the
left and couldn’t be found. A great win for the black
team but, as Adam recalls "To put it simply, we
would have won had my partner not ‘imploded’ - end of
story !!!!". |
Ivan Heathcote & Graeme Black |
beat |
Gordon Sullivan & Dave Grubb |
1up |
Paired with Gordon
Sullivan for the very first time , after a run in with
the local traffic warden and in such a good mood Grubby
got his first glimpse of Gordon’s bag full of woods bag
which was a bit unsettling to say the least. The match
was fairly even until Dave put his ballin the stream on
the dog leg par 5, but the game remained close until the
17th.
Ivan hit his tee shot into the trees on the right which
meant that blues had to hack out after taking a penalty
drop but some exceedingly scrappy play from the black
pairing handed the hole to the opposition to put them ‘dormie’.
Needing to take the last hole to halve the game Grubby’s
drive didn’t even make it off the tee but some equally
scrappy play from the blue team still meant the hole was
halved but a tight win for the challengers. |
Captain’s Black team 12
Challenger’s Blue team 12
Monday
26th June
2006 - afternoon
Hesketh Golf Club
1 x singles match
(over 18 holes)
7 x fourball-betterball
matches (over 18 holes)
Steve Booth |
beat |
Graham Bilsland |
2/1 |
A match between two
players who normally give nothing away but, despite an
injured elbow, Steve used all his shots and managed to
edge out Graham in a closely fought encounter. |
John Shaw & Bobby Ho |
half |
Karl Hughes & Adrian Marchant |
A/S |
A great match. The
black team started birdie, birdie, nett birdie, par -
including John getting the nearest the pins at two and
four to go 4up after four! Karl was already giving up.
But then Bobby three putted the 5th from only 20 feet
and the blue pair then clawed their way back to only 1
down at the turn. After 12 the match was level and 2
holes later the blues were 1up, but two great pars from
Bobby on 15 and 16 were good enough to swing the match
in the black team’s favour giving them a slender lead
with just 2 holes to go. Karl’s fine play on the 17th
brought the match back to all square going down the 18th
but the pressure told resulting in some poor shots from
both sides. Karl could have won it with a 4 at the last
but his putt lipped out and the match was halved. |
John Bayliss & Tim Thacker |
beat |
Gordon Galloway & Barry Whitmore |
2/1 |
The Challengers’
captain paired himself with his vice captain but they
had a tough match and at one time were 4 down with
Gordon playing fantastic golf and Barry ably backing him
up. The blue team’s chances weren’t helped by their
captain putting 3 consecutive shots into the water at
the par five 7th.
However, on the back nine the blue team suddenly hit top
form and managed to knock it round in 30 gross. At one
stage John got so excited he actually thought they were
playing the 15th and had already lost the match but Tim
reassured him they were only playing the 11th and still
had 8 holes to play. In the end, thanks to some
scintillating play the match was won on the 17th. |
Craig Vale & Paul Weston |
beat |
Paul Herrmann & Jamie Moore |
3/2 |
A strong black team
pairing ran out winners in the end but the match should
be remembered for Jamie’s attitude which was 1st class.
Even though he was having a torrid time himself, Jamie
still managed to comment on everyone else’s good shots
and despite things not going so well for himself he
still had a smile on his face (probably thinking about
the Guinness to come in the evening). As Paul said
later, he was a true gent and a pleasure to play with. |
Steve Lloyd & Brian Keates |
beat |
James Shipman & Andy Smith |
1up |
The golf in this game
was not particularly good, but it was one hell of a
match. After a half at the first, James’s par at the
second was enough to go one up, but this was
cancelled-out by Brian’s five nett four at the next. At
the par three fourth, everyone missed the green and
after Andy fluffed a chip (with James out of it) it
looked like a win for Steve and Brian. However, Andy
played a beautiful third chip to 2 feet and wandered
around the green expecting to be given the putt.
However, as Steve had seen Andy miss so many two footers
in the previous few months, he wasn’t going to give this
one, especially when there was a fair amount of break.
Andy nonchalantly pulled his putter out of his bag,
stepped over to his ball, and promptly missed the putt.
With the blue team now one up, Brian had two putts to go
two up on the fifth but proceeded to take four and
eventually they had to rely on Steve’s five for a half
and remain one up, but the match was squared by Andy’s
four nett three at the 6th.
Brian’s birdie (nett eagle) secured the seventh and this
was followed by halves at eight and nine. James’s par at
10 was good enough for the win to take the match back to
all square. Walking onto the 11th
tee and seeing the nearest the pin marker just a few
feet away from the hole Brian commented, "I bet
that’s Howard" the same comment he’d made at the
previous 2 short holes. James finally responded by
saying "I bet it f***ing isn’t because he hasn’t
even gone out yet!". Steve, whose score only
counted on three of the first ten holes started to
contribute to the team playing the next three holes in
one under, securing halves at 11, 12 and a win at 13.
The next two holes looked to be crucial after a par from
James at 14 squared the match and a bogey from Andy was
good enough to put the Black’s one up after both Steve
and Brian lost their balls (what’s new there?) off the
tee. When James hit the tricky par three 16th,
things looked bleak for Brian and Steve, but Keatsey
followed James in with a superb iron and two putts each
followed for a half. Both Andy and James lost balls off
the 17th,
and Brian’s par nett birdie squared the match, with it
all to play for down the par five last. Brian hit a good
tee shot down the right hand side and Steve finally
found the short stuff with a good drive down the centre.
James hooked his tee shot way left into deep trouble but
Andy rose to the challenge and put a massive drive down
the middle. Brian layed up safety, Steve put a 7 iron on
to the front edge but a good 60 feet away. All Andy had
to do was hit the middle of the green with a nine iron
to surely take the match. Four shots later (including a
double-hit), Andy finally made it to the green. Steve
putted stiff for a birdie four, Brian had a chance from
40 feet for a nett eagle but missed, leaving Dr Shipman,
who had somehow zig zagged his way up the adjacent
fairways to find the back of the green in three, a 35
footer for the half, which he failed to convert
resulting in a much enjoyed win for Brian and Steve. It
may have been Steve’s birdie that won the match, but
Brian was the real hero whose very steady play had kept
them in the match early doors. |
Martyn Dodwell & Jeff Thacker |
beat |
Mike Fox & Bill Hancock |
2/1 |
Beware the injured
golfer as Foxy was playing his last game of the Tour
before heading home a day early but the combination of
Martyn and Jeff proved too much for the blue pairing and
a close game was settled on the 17th. |
Dave Grubb & Alan Tolley |
half |
Adam Thompson & Ivan Heathcote |
A/S |
No doubt about who
were the favourites to win this one but after Grubby had
parred the first with a 4 and Alan had knocked it to 6
feet at the second Ivan called for a rules official to
double check the handicaps of the black pair who found
themselves 2up after 2 – a great start. By the 12th,
with the match all square, there was a ‘flatulance’
moment from Ivan at the top of Grubby’s backswing with
the inevitable result that his tee shot sailed out of
sight way to the right, never to be seen again. Ivan,
fierce competitor that he is, refused to let Dave take
his shot again but, in true ‘competitive’ style Dave
waited for Ivan to complete his backswing before
unleashing a ‘ripper’ of his own : Ivan’s tee shot
disappeared into the high stuff to the left, also never
to be seen again. All 4 players left the tee in a fit of
giggles knowing that revenge can be so sweet! Playing
the 17th
the match was all square but Grubby played the shot of
his life over the corner of the dog leg par 5 to 3 feet
to secure a 5 nett 4 to put the black team ‘dormie’ 1up.
Dave was delighted at this stage knowing he was going to
secure at least half a point for his side but all the
pressure was on Adam who had yet to gain a point so far.
With Dave excelling himself again at the last Adam had
to pull out one of his very best efforts to put the ball
on the green from all of 250 yards and then 2 putt from
20 feet for a gross birdie to secure the half and his
first half point. The relief on his face was there for
all to see. |
Howard Holliday & Gordon Sullivan |
half |
Ian Talboys & Graeme Black |
A/S |
Howard and Gordon
must have been a daunting prospect for the Blue team as
they both have a reputation as tough opponents but an
evenly balanced match in terms of shots given ended up
even at the end. Howard is a fairly consistent performer
and Ian can hold his own (when he’s not having one of
his tantrums, or moaning about his injured ankle) while
Gordon and Graeme can both be good one minute and lousy
the next. A good half for both sides from this one.
|
Captain’s Black team 16.5
Challenger’s Blue team 15.5
On the Saturday night, just as dessert was being served, the
fire alarms went off in the hotel and we were asked to evacuate
the building. As it was raining we all tried to assemble under
the front canopy but as more and more guests (of the elderly
variety) began making their way out, the front steps soon
resembled a Sainsbury’s checkout counter on Saturday morning
with a good 70 or so people milling around in the drizzle
outside. The friendly hotel staff soon began bringing out towels
so that those feeling the cold could wrap them around their
shoulders (shame their wasn’t a hat for the old dear in
curlers). This might have been fair enough for the geriatric
brigade making up the rest of the hotel’s guests, but what were
Bobby Ho, Brian Keates, Martyn Dodwell and Graham Bilsland doing
with towels around their shoulders? You big ‘wuzzies’ !
Tuesday
27th June
2006
Southport & Ainsdale Golf Club
15 x singles matches
(over 18 holes)
With the match finely poised going into the last day singles
we were all looking forward to playing one of the top courses at
Southport and Ainsdale (S & A), a club in its centenary year and
a genuine ‘championship’ course in every respect. Having hosted
The British Amateur Championship in 2005 and 2 Ryder Cup matches
back in 1933 and 1937 it was somehow fitting that we should be
deciding the outcome of our own ‘Ryder Cup’ style match over
such historic links. The day began in glorious sunshine and it
promised to be even ‘hotter’ out on the course as players were
determined to give their all for their respective teams.
James Shipman |
beat |
John Bayliss |
2up |
The two captains
traditionally play each other in the final day’s singles
and it was James who got off to the better start with a
par at the first with John taking an ugly 6 at the par 3
opener. It’s all very well playing the par 3 holes in
regulation but if you’re carving your tee shots the way
James did over the next few holes life is going to be a
struggle. Once James had got his tee shots sorted he was
soon ‘striping’ it, so much so that at one hole he
smashed it a good 320 yards down the middle – and
straight into a slow ladies fourball playing in front.
About to apologise on behalf of the society just in case
they were local members, James and John discovered to
their horror that it was none other than the S & A lady
captain who, needless to say was not amused at all and
threatened to ban James for life (and he’s been telling
everyone else what a great success he’s been having with
women lately!). The standard of play overall wasn’t that
great with John, at one stage, ‘shanking’ the ball a
good 90 degrees right to lose that particular hole, but
it was a match played in good spirits which James just
about deserved to win.
|
Paul Weston |
beat |
Adrian Marchant |
1up |
A steady start to
this one by both players but at the 3rd
Paul thought his 8 iron approach had flown the green.
The ball couldn’t be located after an initial search
when John Shaw, playing alongside suggested looking in
the hole and, lo and behold, there was the ball sitting
at the bottom of the cup – an eagle 2 on the par 4!
After that, instead of being inspired, Paul played some
fairly loose golf and with Adrian playing steady he took
full advantage going 4up by the 14th.
So, Paul was 4 down with just 5 to play : time for the
mother of all comebacks!!! With Paul suddenly playing
the steady golf Adrian found an almost impossible lie at
the 14th,
fluffed his tee shot at the 15th,
lost his second in the rough at the 16th
and was only 1up with 2 to go. The 17th became a
catologue of errors for both players, Paul’s 6 good
enough to square the match against Adrian’s 7. Paul then
ripped his drive down the 18th
while Adrian, no doubt beginning to wilt under the
pressure, pulled his drive into the left rough and had
no chance from there. Paul’s par 4 at the last was good
enough for one of the most memorable wins of all time
(although not for Adrian, of course). |
John Shaw |
beat |
Adam Thompson |
2up |
John started steadily
using his only shot of the weekend to take the lead with
a four nett three at the 5th
hole. Amazingly, he never used his driver at any time
during the round. He just used his recovery club,
missing only one fairway. Adam played some of his worst
golf of the weekend over the opening 9 holes and at the
turn John was 4up but he then lost 3 out of the next
four holes as Adam came fighting back. The next four
holes were halved with some nervous golf by both players
leaving John one up on the last tee. John split the
fairway with his tee shot, hit the middle of the green
with his approach and two putted for a par to win 2up. |
Gordon Galloway |
half |
Steve Lloyd |
A/S |
This was a tight
match, with both players off a handicap of six, so no
shots were changing hands. It started in fine style
after Gordon, who was wearing the loudest trousers seen
at BUNGS since the heydey of Brian Dodwell, got up and
down from one of the greenside bunkers for a great par
but could only stand and watch as Steve rolled in a 20
footer for a birdie two. A par at the next put Steve two
up but Gordon immediately reduced the deficit and then
squared the match at the 4th
with a ‘classic matchplay’ hole. With Steve safely on
the green in two, Gordon had an impossible ‘downslope’
chip from the steep bank at the back of the green but
miraculously put it close and sunk the putt. Steve
proceeded to three putt and lose the hole. The next two
were halved in par, and three further pars from Steve
put him 2up at the turn. The par three tenth was
pivotal, Steve put his tee shot to 15 feet and when
Gordon failed to get up and down from off the right hand
edge, Steve had two putts to go three up. However,
another three putt ensued and he remained 2up. Inspired
by this let off, Gordon birdied the next two to level
the match and his 7 iron to four feet at the 13th
made it three birdies in a row and put him up for the
first time in the match. 14 was halved in bogey and when
Steve made a total hash of the 15th
by topping his second and shanking his third, Gordon was
2up with three to play. Steve reduced the deficit with a
par at 16 and then missed a five footer which would have
squared the match at 17. Steve found the fairway at 18
and Gordon hit a big hook into the rubbish on the left,
surely never to be seen again. However Gordon found the
ball, pitched out onto the fairway and then put his
third to about 10 feet, putting the pressure on Steve
who, with only a lob wedge in his hands, thinned his
second over the green but made amends with a delicate
chip down the slope, which was conceded by Gordon
leaving him a putt for the match. Luckily for Steve he
was unsuccessful and a very good match ended all square.
|
Howard Holliday |
beat |
Karl Hughes |
2/1 |
Typical of this
year’s tour this was yet another enjoyable game played
in good spirits, Howard conceding a putt of 5 feet on
the 1st
for a half. It resulted in a really close game, Howard
being 1up for most of the time but he suddenly lost 2 on
the bounce to find himself 1 down by the 12th.
However, Howard’s consistent, solid play was too good
for Karl on the day and the match was won on the 17th –
although Karl feels he at least gave Howard a scare! |
Ivan Heathcote |
beat |
Gordon Sullivan |
5/3 |
Not known for his
‘sympathetic’ tendencies, Ivan did experience a rare
emotional moment after winning this one, later admitting
that it was the first time he had ever really felt for
someone after beating them. Gordon came into this match
unbeaten in the history of the weekend’s singles and
Ivan clearly felt guilty about taking away Gordon’s
record, especially as it obviously meant a lot to him. |
Bill Hancock |
beat |
Bobby Ho |
1up |
Howard and Karl were
playing their match in front of this one and, as they
were waiting on the elevated 17th
tee watching the match behind no one appeared to have
kept an eye on Bobby’s shot over the steep bank some 120
yards or so short of the green. As he was pacing about
aimlessly, looking for his ball like a lost child Howard
said, "look at Bobby wandering around; he’s like a
fawn that’s lost his mother". Maybe we should
call him ‘Bambi’ Ho from now on? In the match itself,
Bill was so desperate to finish the weekend having won
at least one his matches and with Bambi, sorry, Bobby
not at his very best on this Tour, Bill eventually
triumphed in a really close encounter to end his first
weekend Tour on a winning note, (another ‘virgin’ bites
the dust!) |
Craig Vale |
beat |
Paul Herrmann |
1up |
The ‘Herminator’
finally found his nemesis in the shape of the in-form
Craig Vale. They were paired against each other for the
3rd
consecutive day and, having lost the previous two
matches, Paul must have fancied his chances finding
himself 2up with only 3 to play but with Craig winning
both 16 and 17 it was all down to the last hole. Typical
of Paul’s fortunes on this years Tour he actually
managed a superb par at the closing hole but Craig gross
birdie’d the hole following an approach to 6 inches of
the cup! Not a weekend to remember for BUNGS resident
‘water’ expert even though he had managed to secure
himself a water bed back at the hotel, clearly it didn’t
do anything to improve his form over the weekend! |
Jamie Moore |
beat |
Barry Whitmore |
3/2 |
The previous day
Jamie’s form had deserted him completely but he at least
finished the weekend on a winning note with a well
deserved victory against an opponent often regarded as a
dark horse. |
Dave Grubb |
half |
Graeme Black |
A/S |
Graeme must have
stepped onto the 1st
tee with a real chance of taking the points from yet
another Tour ‘virgin’ Mr Grubby himself (or King Rollo
as Thommo calls him), but the only 28 handicapper on
either side raced ahead at the very first hole and,
amazingly, was never behind at any stage of the match.
On two occasions Dave was 3up but Graeme clearly was
determined not to suffer the humiliation of defeat to a
28 handicap virgin! So confident was Grubby that,
standing on the 15th tee 3up and 4 to play, he decided
to play it safe and taking out his 3 wood, hooked it way
left never to be seen again. Down to 2up with 3 to play
but a scuffed drive at the 16th
which no one could find meant the short walk back to the
tee and yet another topped drive into the rubbish in
front of the tee. By this time the blue team’s very own
‘Mr Black’ had played 2 shots comfortably down the
middle leaving Dave to concede the hole – only 1up with
2 to play now and after Graeme had smashed his best
drive of the day some 280 yards down the centre of the
17th
fairway, Grubby found trouble on the right after yet
another poor tee shot and with the pressure beginning to
tell, Graeme levelled the match with just one hole to
go. It was looking like another great comeback when
Graeme’s tee shot sailed into the distance while Grubby
had to play 3 off the tee. Graeme then made a hash of
his second shot from the bank on the right, scuffing it
twice and then finding the greenside bunker in 4. Dave
then played a good shot from the fairway which ended up
short and left. Both players chipped to around 15 feet
with Graeme going first, neatly lagging his putt for a
conceded ‘7’. Grubby was left with a putt for the match,
2 putts for the half but he somehow knocked his first
effort about 4 feet past the hole. With a fair sized
gallery watching from the clubhouse steps the ‘new boy’
stepped forward, composed himself and rolled in the 4
footer for a half. Great match but it is certainly an
experience playing alongside Grubby who, one moment can
drive it 240 yards down the middle like a real pro, the
next he’s shanking it out of bounds never to be seen
again. Definitely a player to watch out for in years to
come. |
Alan Tolley |
beat |
Brian Keates |
1up |
This was the 3rd
time these 2 have met in a BUNGS singles match and with
one win apiece it would be interesting to see who came
out on top this time. The first hole, a par 3 was halved
in 5 (Alan duffing his tee shot, only just hacking it
out of the scrub but then playing a delightful chip over
the greenside bunker and holing a ‘Dennis Wise’ (ie, a
nasty little 5 footer) for a 5 while Brian 3 putted from
the fringe after initially finding the other bunker from
the tee . It was pretty much nip and tuck all the way
with Brian ahead by 2 early on then Alan storming back
after some poor play from Brian to lead by 3 with only 4
to play. Mr Financial Planner himself applied the
pressure by winning the 15th
and 16th
but a good 3 footer from Alan at the 17th
was enough to halve the hole which meant he stood on the
18th
tee ‘dormie’. Both players hit what they thought were
good drives down the last but, instead of carrying the
bank about 170 yards from the tee they had trouble at
first spotting either ball in the thick rough when they
got up there. The situation was made even more tense by
the tight nature of the accompanying match between
Graeme Black and Dave Grubb. When it came to play their
second shots Brian went first and made a complete hash
of it, eventually finding the far side of the fairway in
4. Alan must have thought his luck was in but, he too
felt the pressure and also took 3 more to advance the
ball down the fairway. Brian then hit a great 5th
to just off the right hand side of the green while Alan
came up short and right. Alan chipped some 15 feet past
the pin while Brian chipped to about 10 feet but his
subsequent putt missed by a whisker leaving Alan with 2
putts to halve the hole and win the match. Typically,
Alan’s first putt was nowhere near hard enough and
dribbled up to about 3½ feet, a real knee trembler right
in front of the clubhouse with everyone watching. Alan
showed his new improved form though by composing himself
before holing the putt to win 1up and genuinely felt
sorry for Brian afterwards as neither player deserved to
lose the match, it was that close. |
Ian Talboys |
beat |
Andy Smith |
5/3 |
Another last day singles match, and another s**t
performance by Smithy. Apart from making Tally replay
his 4th shot on the 5th for playing out of turn (after
he’d just chipped in from of the green!) and then
winning the hole with a net 4 after Tally went on to
make 6, Smithy was never in the match. Most people would
have thought this incident at the 4th
green would have started an infamous Tally ‘tantrum’
closely followed by his game collapsing around him, but
instead Ian played excellent steady golf all the way
round, only dropping 6 shots on a very testing golf
course and was a worthy winner in the end. |
Tim Thacker |
beat |
Steve Booth |
5/3 |
This match was the
battle of the walking wounded with Steve’s bad arm and
Tim’s severely blistered feet. Tim managed his usual
trick of losing the first two holes but then started to
play well and had levelled the match by the turn. In
fact it was only an exemplary display of chipping and
putting from Steve that stopped him falling behind.
Steady play from Tim continued though and with Steve
suffering with his elbow, Tim was able to establish a
3-hole lead after 13. Tim pushed his drive right off the
14th
tee and hit a provisional down the fairway. Steve then
hit a cracking drive straight down the middle. Tim’s
first drive was found in the GUR and, having taken a
drop he then played the ball towards the green finishing
some 30 yards short. Steve then played his best iron of
the day to the middle of the green but when Tim went
across to retrieve his ‘provisional’ ball he was
horrified to discover it was not his but Steve’s tee
shot. There was no alternative but for Steve to forfeit
the hole leaving Tim ‘dormie’ 4up. A good drive from Tim
on fifteen and a pulled shot into deep trouble from a
clearly disappointed Steve led to an early concession
giving Tim victory. |
Graham Bilsland |
beat |
Jeff Thacker |
6/5 |
Graham hadn’t had the
best weekend of his life up to this point and, giving
Jeff a number of shots the good money might have been on
yet another win for the Black team, but Jeff found
Graham too much on what was a really difficult course
and it was all over by the 13th. |
Mike Thacker |
half |
Paul Hopley |
A/S |
With Martyn Dodwell
having to return home a day early and Foxy retired
injured, two of the Thacker ‘clan’ were roped in to make
up the numbers on the final day. Mike had hardly played
more than a couple of rounds in the last 2 years since
breaking his ankle in a freak accident, but he pulled
out all the stops to get a ½ point for the Black team
which proved crucial to the overall score in the end.
Well done, Mike! |
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Captain’s Black team 24
Challenger’s Blue team 23
With the match over and a slender win for the
captain’s ‘black’ team it was time for a closing meal in the S &
A clubhouse before departing for home. The food on offer was
excellent, ‘Sunday roast’ style – with bowls of chips thrown in!
(Graham Bilsland, the BUNGS resident ‘veggie’ had his own meal
lovingly prepared and delivered to his table by the ‘geriatric’
waitress). Indeed, Gordon Sullivan must have fancied the
waitress because he appeared to be chatting her up all through
the meal and even had a ‘whip round’ for her afterwards,
although when Alan Tolley suggested he should "give her one"
Gordon pretended not to understand. Perhaps that’s the
difference between Gordon and the rest – for most of us she was
at least 30 years too old!
Seriously though, Gordon deserves a special mention as one of
the Society’s more popular players. He may have lost his 100%
record in the singles but he remains one of the toughest
competitors and is always great company, and we hope to see him
on many more BUNGS tours in the future – well played Gordon!
Conclusion
James became a winning captain for the second
time, having won on his first attempt on the 2003 Tour to
Norfolk. The difference this time was he managed to win 4 out of
5 of his weekend matches whereas, back in 2003, he didn’t get a
single point! If he can manage to have the same success with the
numerous women in his life (most of us have to be content with
one) he should be ‘unstoppable’!
In contrast, John Bayliss captaining his
‘Challengers’ side for the very first time might have been
disappointed to be on the losing side but, John should be
extremely proud of himself. Having waited patiently for his
chance to be captain, he was extremely gracious in defeat and,
no doubt having really enjoyed the experience. John was a credit
to the Society.
One or two had commented that the last couple
of Tours had become a little too ‘competitive’ but in 2006 we
saw some great golf (and a lot, not so great) on 3 superb
courses; everyone seemed to get on well despite the ‘heat’ of
the competition and some good fun was had by all. Credit for
that must go to the two captains who kept everything in order
and ensured that all the games were played in the right spirit.
Here’s to Lytham in 2007!!!
With a swing like this, is it any wonder
that Paul Hermmann’s Tour was like a pencil without any lead in
it, ie ‘pointless’! To his credit, Paul never stopped trying at
any time and, in addition to his comment that S & A was the best
course he’d ever played, he also admitted that, although he lost
all 5 of his matches he’d had a great time on his ‘water’ bed.
Perhaps it was because of the water bed that you’d lost all 5
matches Paul!
Final individual totals
Black
Team |
|
Blue
Team |
|
Craig Vale |
4
points |
Graeme Black |
4
points |
James Shipman |
4
points |
Steve Lloyd |
3.5
points |
Howard Holliday |
3.5
points |
Ian Talboys |
3.5
points |
John Shaw |
3.5
points |
Tim Thacker |
3.5
points |
Alan Tolley |
3.5
points |
Ivan Heathcote |
3
points |
Steve Booth |
3
points |
Adrian Marchant |
3
points |
Gordon Galloway |
3
points |
Jamie Moore |
3
points |
Jeff Thacker |
3
points |
John Bayliss |
2.5
points |
Paul Weston |
3
points |
Brian Keates |
2.5
points |
Martyn Dodwell |
2
points |
Karl Hughes |
2
points |
Bobby Ho |
1.5
points |
Graham Bilsland |
1.5
points |
David Grubb |
1
point |
Mike Fox |
1.5
points |
Andy Smith |
1
point |
Bill Hancock |
1.5
points |
Gordon Sullivan |
1
point |
Adam Thompson |
0.5
points |
Barry Whitmore |
0.5
point |
Paul Herrmann |
0
points |
Current BUNGS tour win percentages |
|
|
|
|
TOUR WIN PERCENTAGE |
No of tours attended |
Vale, Craig |
80.0% |
1 |
Dodwell, Martyn |
72.5% |
8 |
Lloyd, Steve |
70.0% |
8 |
Shaw, John |
69.6% |
7 |
Holliday, Howard |
65.5% |
5 |
Marchant, Adrian |
65.0% |
2 |
Hughes, Karl |
64.4% |
8 |
Newton, John |
63.2% |
7 |
Sullivan, Gordon |
62.9% |
7 |
Talboys, Ian |
60.9% |
8 |
Galloway, Gordon |
60.0% |
1 |
Thacker, Jeff |
60.0% |
1 |
Moore, Jamie |
60.0% |
2 |
Bayliss, John |
57.5% |
6 |
Weston, Paul |
56.0% |
5 |
Booth, Steve |
55.0% |
2 |
Herrmann, Paul |
50.0% |
4 |
Smith, Neil |
50.0% |
1 |
Heathcote, Ivan |
49.2% |
6 |
Thacker, Tim |
47.9% |
6 |
Shipman, James |
47.5% |
7 |
Weston, Darren |
46.3% |
4 |
Tolley, Alan |
45.5% |
5 |
Bilsland, Graham |
45.0% |
6 |
Fox, Mike |
43.2% |
7 |
Smith, Andy |
40.6% |
8 |
Craddy, Chris |
40.0% |
3 |
Ho, Bobby |
39.2% |
6 |
Black, Graeme |
37.5% |
4 |
Stevens, Richard |
37.5% |
5 |
Keates, Brian |
35.8% |
6 |
Thacker, Mike |
35.0% |
4 |
Mansell, John |
30.6% |
4 |
Whitmore, Barry |
30.0% |
6 |
Hancock, Bill |
30.0% |
1 |
Jackson, Anthony |
30.0% |
4 |
Grubb, Dave |
20.0% |
1 |
Thompson, Adam |
20.0% |
2 |
Adams, Graham |
10.0% |
2 |
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